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The Perpetually Late Show Undated Standard Planner (Calendar)

The Perpetually Late Show Undated Standard Planner By Galison, Brass Brass Monkey Cover Image
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You know, in Brazil it's actually considered rude to show up on time. So get off our backs, dad. This vintage-inspired, cloth-bound daily planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like..."un-yeared." See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until your life.

• Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right?
• Features a cloth bound cover with embossed "The Perpetually Late Show" artwork.
• Filled with 366 days (336 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor.
• Measures 6" wide by 9" tall (and .9" thick, if you're curious)
• Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off.
• The full-sized counterpart of our mini-planner.

About the Author

Brass Monkey
Vintage-inspired Smartassery

Created by Mike Sayre and Melanie Bridges way back in 2020, Brass Monkey was founded on the idea that there's a world between fine china and bobblehead dolls. That products can have personality, without becoming roadside souvenirs. So that's where you'll find them...making beautiful, well-designed items that just happen to have a sense of humor. Who said that art school and open-mic nights were such a waste of time? We're looking at you, dad.

Product Details
ISBN: 9780735368828
ISBN-10: 0735368821
Publisher: Brass Monkey
Publication Date: September 28th, 2021
Language: English